Onto the Next

Either men aren't serious at all or they are way too serious.
Take OfficeHottie for example:
We had a friendly e-mail convo about diets, summer, workouts, blablabla...
and now he's super fucking awkward.
What The Hell?
It was small-talk - not a marriage proposal, you weirdo.
Get over yourself.
Sure, I wanted him to hit on me, but I definitely didn't initiate anything.
Apparently simply talking was too much already,
so I'd definitely not hit on him now...
Strange.
Other people's social awkwardness is very socially awkward.

Diet Relation

I never thought a diet would be a topic of relation between a man & me.
But, guess what: it is.
I overheard Officehottie talking about the fruit cleanse he’s starting, so I chimed in with my own health&fitness advice.
sidenote: I’m a little obsessed with health&fitness.
My 7-Day Diet:
Day 1: Fruit
Day 2: Veggies
Day 3: Fruit & Veggies
Day 4: Bananas & Low fat diary
Day 5: Protein & Tomato
Day 6: Protein & Veggies
Day 7: Fruit & Veggies
It’s not as boring as only fruit and it also replenishes the nutrients my body needs throughout the week, so I don’t cave & slam a pizza or find myself too weak to move.
Nothin' like a solid 5minute convo about food&running.

Green Means Go

I’m an attractive, young female (if I do say so myself) who (in my own opinion) would make a wonderful partner… yet, people don’t ask me out. I can understand women not – I don’t exactly scream yes, I’m interested in women, too – but there’s got to be a man out there willing to be straight-forward and ask me out. Haven’t found one yet.
Take, for example, this HottieWithaBody in the office I just started at. He’s single. I’m single. We’re both good looking. Makes perfect sense. But his eyes dart to the ground whenever I pass by – which I go out of my way to do often throughout the workday.
Are you intimidated, OfficeMan, or are you actually not interested? How could you know whether you are interested or not? What’s your type? Gimme somethin’ to work with here… cos I can’t see how averted eyes are the answer to this lack-of-first-date-awkwardness. I’m not sure how to act more interested – maybe my confidence is intimidating or maybe I'm not confident at all? I’ve thought of the cutest way’s to ask you out, but I’d like a simple sign of interest from you.